I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my check here eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a group of chickens came out under a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?